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viator gank
From: MiserySignals
Sent: 2012.06.19 15:55
To: Primal Neglect,
I just wanted to say congrats and enjoy the loot (Ahm'Anna Bote in a viator). This isn's a "never wanted that viator anyway" post because I did, for sure, but the backstory of the viator and everything it just makes the whole situation amazingly hilarious in a way that can only happen in Eve.
Years ago I rolled Ahm'Anna Bote as an unaffiliated empire hauler alt, and thought I'd have a bit of a go at scamming while I could pretend just to be an up and coming newbie industrialist. To be honest, I have too much of a conscience to invest weeks of playtime buddying up to people I intend to rob and drive to tears, so scamming in general never worked out as a career path but I did get a free rigged occator out of it. Shortly thereafter I burned out and mostly quit eve until a couple of weeks before hulkageddon.
I managed to sell the occator at a premium to a guy who believed that the antique large cargo rigs on it meant it could hold way more loot than one with medium rigs, and I used the isk to rig an itty V and fit a viator so I'd have another covops cloak alt outside of goonfleet to give warpins on exhumers. And oh, have I killed some exhumers. You might recognize some of the loot from my viator's killmail from these kills in particular:
Kill: Lamont Sandusky (Mackinaw)
Kill: Mopij (Mackinaw)
It's fucking addictive. In any case, late last night, after too many drinks I decided it'd be awesome to go ahead and ship all my loot for sale back to Jita. AFK, on autopilot, as I went to bed. With an obelisk in the same station which would easily have autopiloted me safely to jita by the time I woke up. Haha. Man. I don't know if someone figured out my neutral hauler and put you up to it, or if karma's just a bitch, but keep up the good work you glorious bastard. I can't think of a more fitting way for that viator to die, and with the cargo of jihad loot it's like a fairy tale you know? I mean if it was full of shit I gathered myself the legal way it'd just be another dead afk hauler.
If what you're thinking at this point is something like "haha I'd hgave ganked him twice if I knew he was a dumb goonie!!!" then whatever man that's cool and good luck but if you'd ever like to coordinate on high value targets or come out and gank some overtanked miners feel free to convo me. Goons love this stuff in theory but actually getting a dozen or so who understand concord mechanics into the same place at the same time and keeping them from getting concorded the first time they see a neutral en route can be problematic.
Best of luck to you in your future endeavors to make Eve Online a more dangerous place for everyone.
p.s. ах да, сам килл http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=13708122
килл ниочем, но мыло радует 
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ну и коротенько еще один ответ на килл http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=13781666
U should konw
From: Kokopelili Leroy
Sent: 2012.06.26 08:52
To: Ostus Armer,
Your mother must regret it gave birth to you, your father certainly regret the ejaculatory not you hitting the wall。
You must be cursed out killed by a car, drink plenty of water to choke eat sudden death, believe me！
Сообщение отредактировал NightWolf: 24 May 2014 - 12:30
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