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New Phase: Operation Sandpaper condomOperation wipe dick clean ends tomorrow when the last BoB pos is dead in 9-9 (19:02 eve time). I want everyone turning up for this op because straight after, we're going to deploy to our new front line base.
It's always been important for goon success to remain together, concentrated.
It's good for moral(e) and fuck, it gets results. So we are going to shift the front line. As of tomorrow evening we have a new home. We will all move there. It is 66-.
You guys have been doing awesome. So, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY what our plans are for the next couple of weeks.
We will deploy to D2E as a forward base, and base out of 66- as our "main base". 66- is safe. We have the system full of cyno's and corp assets. We just need to seed the market (77s8 market seeders, head to 66- plz). We will knock down the D2E jammer in the next couple of days, then we're going to bend bob over and show them the joys of their sandpaper condom.
BoB are pulling out of D2E. As we demonstrated in 9-9, we dont like to let bob reuse assets so we're going to shove the sandpaper up their evacing asses. I want bob assets trapped, or EVEN better, destroyed.
Venom have been holding the D2E line for the last few weeks silently, awesomely and without complaint. We are going to relieve these hardcore fuckers, who - despite having less people in them than ANY squad in GF have managed to go toe to toe in a POS war with bob.
The last few days have been awesome. Truley awesome.
We've killed 19 large BOB pos's in 9-9. We've killed bob fleets in EVERY engagement. BoB have not won a single fleet fight against us. In fact I'd just like to self-fellate a sec and point out the fact the directors TOLD you we were looking into our gay losses at the beginning of the week and would fix it. We did...
anyway...
Yeah
bob fucked. 19 (almost 20) large dead in 72 hours (from first attack).
We've kicked the shit out of rise, who yesterday had a 70 man gang. Today had 40 (but called for bob to help - which was awesome, because we were able to kill 4/5 of the bob and rise fleet), and are soon going to suffer HUGE activity problems.
Things are awesome now because you are all turning up to ops. You are all important on ops. I cant stress enough how important it is for you all to keep coming on ops (even if I always get you DD'd midgath ) to achieve our 'fucking with bobs shit' objective.
Please come on ops even if they dont always go perfectly. Just keep coming.
So.
Sesfan is super fucking impressed with us all and will be giving a SOTG soon.
I'm going to whap my two veg out, do a spin and knock out all the rise BS's while you guys keep killing their shit in P8.
GF: Best drama on the internet.
Be on ops.