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[RLeonis]

Pretext

Jack Gates scammed some empire pubbie for like 3 billion isk. No big deal right?

Anyway, we were joking about it in IRC and decided that it would be good to convo him after all this happened and pretent to be concerned/apathetic to and about his situation. Well it ended up evolving into something a little more, read on...

Tachoh > hello there. i am a director in goonfleet. i heard jack gates was not following the rules of our corp.
Tachoh > what seems to be the problem?

Ervon > he just told me nothing gets accomplsished and he robbed me

Tachoh > robbed you? can you expand on this?
Tachoh > we take these issues very seriously

Ervon > i gave everything for transport to be renter in querious, and sofar nothing got done

Tachoh > jack "the iron fist" gates is a known troublemaker i never thought he'd resort to this...
Tachoh > i am talking to him now.
Tachoh > have you ever delt with goonfleet in the past?

Ervon > no

Tachoh > did you know who we were before this whole crazy robbery?

Ervon > no

Tachoh > i am compiling a damage report to bring against jack gates in the goon court of law. unfortunately i cannot just kick him. he is the CEOs boyfriend so i gotta come up with a reason to boot his sorry ass.
Tachoh > how much did he take from you?

Ervon > roughly 2.5 to 3 Billion worth

Tachoh > also, was anyone else involved?

Ervon > ketanga

Tachoh > ok, just a second

(Ketanga joins)

Tachoh > i heard that we were having some issues

Ketanga > what is it tachoh? I'l a busy man, I haven't got time to chat

Tachoh > ketanga: know this. you are formally charged with high treason for the willful robbery of an allied corporation.

Ketanga > YOU DARE ACCUSE ME, SIR?

Tachoh > the penalty is a kick form the corp and a banishment from goon space

Ketanga > don't you know who I am? I have friends you know...
Ketanga > you're messing with forces you can't hope to comprehend, quit now

Tachoh > ervon: is all i say correct?

Ervon > yes

Tachoh > ervon: do you have anything to add?

Ervon > aside from the fact im very sad not really

Ketanga > before you go too far down the rabbit hole

Tachoh > ketanga: are you invoking chapter 5?
Tachoh > please don't tell me you are

Ketanga > I'll invoke any damn chapter I please

Tachoh > shit
Tachoh > well, i believe you're going to require a lawyer, sir. this is serious buisness. ketanga forced us to go to trial.
Tachoh > Ervon: do you have a lawyer you can contact? if not one will be appointed to you.

Ervon > no id do not have a lawyer

Tachoh > ok, hold on. sorry for the delay

Ketanga > oh this is too easy, I have "topgun" mctecman on his way right now

(tachoh in irc) 05:26 < Tachoh> who wants to be his lawyer?
(samhandwich in irc) 05:26 < samhandwich> ill do it if he pays me 100m

Tachoh > Ervon: can you cover the legal fees? i have a good lawyer lined up but he says he's charging 100m/case. also: Ketanga: do you have a lawyer?

Ketanga > he's the slickest space lawyer in the fleet

Ervon > i cant afford a lawyer anymore

(Mctecman's alt Rada Zizakamne joins)

Tachoh > rada zizakamne will be representing ketanga

Rada Zizakamne > Greetings.

Ketanga > ah my lawyer has arrived

Rada Zizakamne > I'm told we have a legal issue?

Ketanga > good day gentlemen, he will settle this matter for me
Ketanga > deal with these plebs would you old chap?

Tachoh > Ervon: can you find a lawyer in short order?
Tachoh > or will we have to pull one from the goonfleet board of directors?

Rada Zizakamne > Let me brush up on the charges, you're - by our internal code - accused of thievery, misconduct and not being chill?

Ervon > i do not know a lawyer, nor do i have the funding for it

Tachoh > ok. give me one second. sorry for this.

(my alt, Li Min'n joins)

Tachoh > Li Min'n will be representing Ervon

Rada Zizakamne > Gentlemen, this just won't stand. Can Ervon prove that the items have indeed been stolen, and not given over willfully in a - quite legal - business contract, which the accuser simply saw as a chance to discredit one of our most valueable members?

Li Min'n > Hello Ervon.

Ervon > o/

Rada Zizakamne > Does Ervon, or his appointed attorney, have the capacity to prove this alleged wrongdoing?

Li Min'n > Ervon: how do you respond to that line of questioning?

Ervon > i was conducting business in good faith

Li Min'n > and he, knowing this, took advantage of you! is this correct?

Ervon > correct

Rada Zizakamne > And could you explain to this court exactly what manner of business this was?

Ervon > i was send to jack gates to rent in querious

Rada Zizakamne > Which part of Querious did you wish to rent, for how long, for how many people, and what was the allegedly agreed upon price?

Ervon > first term was for a month, 50M a month

Rada Zizakamne > And how was this contract finalized? Was there any potential liability damages contract agreed upon, thus protecting both parties? Or was this "deal", as you claim it is, simply a word of mouth?

Ervon > had to make deposits to formalize things, i have not seen any paperwork

Rada Zizakamne > See, sir, here is the problem: you claim you sent deposits, but can you actually prove that money has been transferred to my client's account?

Tachoh > so let me get this straight, Ervon: you willingly signed over your assets and money to jack "tiger tamer" gates without a written contract?

Ervon > true

Rada Zizakamne > Then I have no choice but to either dub thee, good sir, a liar, or unable to procure proof of the alleged wrongdoings.

Li Min'n > objection. objection. Rada is drunk. throw this lawyer out of the court.

Rada Zizakamne > Your honours, my intoxication only improves my abilities to be awesome and defend my client
Rada Zizakamne > brb booze

Tachoh > Ervon

Ervon > yes?

Tachoh > We will discuss this matter amongst the Goonfleet board of directors, lawyer division, and return to you a verdict soon after downtime.
Tachoh > Thank you for your time.
Tachoh > You may leave now.

(he leaves the chat)

Tachoh > OH GOD
Tachoh > HAHA HA HA hahkjdfjkf

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So, I am going to convo this guy tomorrow and continue his "trial". He's pretty much drained dry of any ISK. I don't know if, after losing everything, he's just going along for the ride or if he actually believes that Goonfleet has such a ridiculous system. I guess we shall see.

[L0ckAndL0ad]

Мхахаха. Вот это спектакль Гуны жгут

[Мандалорский недобиток]

u re fukken sick ppl there =\ and, tbh - i cant believe Ervon to be such a moron

[Franky]

Слайтли эпик.

[ran79]

А можно в кратце по русски?

[Franky]

А можно в кратце по русски?

Облако тегов: бчолы, пранк, суд, арендаторы, лулзы.

[Мандалорский недобиток]

А можно в кратце по русски?

чела кинули на бабки и 2 тела (юзая альтов) решили над ним постебаться устроив "судебный процесс о возвращении бабла несчастному Эрвону и поставлении вопроса на совете директоров об исключении виновного из великих и ужасных могучих печлоГ" с привлечением адвокатов. Короче, лол =)) но по-человечески жалко Эрвона - хотя нельзя быть таким доверчивым...

Сообщение отредактировал Мандалорский недобиток: 25 December 2009 - 21:11

[RLeonis]

И жалко и смешно.

[3APA3A]

В каком месте должно быть смешно?

PS: Goons r sick morons.

[RLeonis]

Li Min'n > objection. objection. Rada is drunk. throw this lawyer out of the court.
протестую, протестую. Raga - бухой, вышвырнуть этого адвоката вон из суда.
Rada Zizakamne > Your honours, my intoxication only improves my abilities to be awesome and defend my client
ваша честь, моя интоксикация только увеличивает мои способности быть шикарным и защищать моего клиента.

Tachoh > i am compiling a damage report to bring against jack gates in the goon court of law. unfortunately i cannot just kick him. he is the CEOs boyfriend so i gotta come up with a reason to boot his sorry ass.
Я составил доклад об ущербе чтобы выдвинуть обвинения против Jack Gate в гуновском суде. К сожалению я не могу кикнуть его. Он бойфренд наших босов, и я должен предоставить вескую причину чтобы пнуть его жалкую задницу.

Сообщение отредактировал RLeonis: 25 December 2009 - 23:04

[Vanderlof]

это пять, нет это десять читал и рыдал

[Forsaken]

чела кинули на бабки и 2 тела (юзая альтов) решили над ним постебаться устроив "судебный процесс о возвращении бабла несчастному Эрвону и поставлении вопроса на совете директоров об исключении виновного из великих и ужасных могучих печлоГ" с привлечением адвокатов.

Действительно, есть чем гордиться...

[RLeonis]

NO HONOR IN INTERNET SPACESHIPS GAME!

[Forsaken]

NO HONOR IN INTERNET SPACESHIPS GAME!

Неважно где. У человека либо есть совесть и моральные принципы, либо их нет.

[RLeonis]

Видишь ли, гуны не рекрутят в гунфлит/гунсварм, не имеют ситизенов не сдают системы. однако всегда находятся те, кто хочет в гунфлит побыстрее и снимать системы подешевле.



кому-то кажется нормальным доверять первому встречному иски и ассеты, разве вы делаете так же в РЛ? Или надеятесь на то, что у него есть моральные принципы? Скам это всего лишь предистория к самому рассказу, который "не читал но осуждаю".

Все в рамках специальной программы Jihad Swarm - делают вашу игру интереснее.

Хех есть еще приколы - один из директоров/дипломат публикует lol письма :

The question from A'Borok
2009.10.14 21:23
would my corp be able to get any kind of higher standing with GS?

My response
getting goonswarm standings requires grinding rol missions. You can find their ecounters in AZN-D2.

Типа может ли моя корпа получить стэндинг от GS?
Ответ : получить высокий стендинг от сварма можно гниньдя РоЛов. Вы можете найти их респы в AZN-D2. (это непереводимо =)) )

2009.09.03 16:41
hello there Zapa
i wanatede to hear if you guys wantґs to sit down and have a talk whit us we want to suport you guys 100% and are planing to take down AAA whit som hit and run ops. and wantede to hear if you guys want to get in on it

best regarts
Kulnar katar
diplomat in HTA

My Response
Quote:
I just war dec'd your corp.

welcome to eve

бла-бла-бла, мы воюем с ААА.
Ответ : я только что объявил войну вашей корпорации, добро пожаловать в EVE.

Сообщение отредактировал RLeonis: 26 December 2009 - 0:38

[СтарыйПепелац]

Блин. Ну не литературно же ж. Это раздел "творчество", все-таки. Мог как-то оформить, да с комментариями автора.

[ULTRANIUM]

Жееессть Оч круто!11
Хотя и жаль парня
Интересно, удастся ли с него еще денег вытянуть...

Сообщение отредактировал ULTRANIUM: 26 December 2009 - 2:26

[no comments]

Автор темы на столько горд что он в гунфлите, что кичиться этой пчелкой направо и налево
аватарка... в подписи... у тебя на попе татушки с пчелкой нету ? или еще где

[Krisfog]

Не врубилась в способ кидалова он их одолжил или отдал, а может отобрали ??? )))

а мне нравятся пантерки у меня кругом пантерки, а еще меня прет от волков и и поэтому у меня кругом волки на аватарках в подписи и вообще.

Ах да автор статьи клувый чел в игре. имхо

Сообщение отредактировал Liska: 26 December 2009 - 3:22